Let's look around us objectively just a little.

Most Americans are spending most of their time watching television.  Four to five hours, on the average, per day.  When you subtract eight hours of work and a half hour plus commute time, that's practically all of your time.

And what are we watching?

One third of your time watching television is spent watching commercials.  And most of these commercials are advertising food.  And not just any food, but the foods they want you to eat! Is it a coincidence that most of these commercials are being produced by some of the largest, most powerful companies in the world;  the 'fast food' companies? Is it a coincidence that this food is readily available to you at all times?

I think not!

Oh, no, not at all!

Two-thirds of your time watching television is spent watching mindless drivel which has been scientifically designed to deaden your instinctive need for socialization.

That's right.

The 'situation comedy', by filling your living room with a prearranged, prescripted set of ideal friends, willing to carry on the difficulties and risks of social interaction, neutralizes your natural need to socialize.  Your socialization is being done for you!

Yes, you!



So where does this leave us?

We are being trained to remain sedentary and fatten ourselves.  to remain in a cubicle and eat.  Trained, succesfully!

"But what does this mean, my brother?" you ask, buttocks quivering with fear.

Doesn't it all sound familiar?  Doesn't it ring some little bells in your head?

We are being cultivated as a food source!

By who, you ask?

BY GIANT EVIL LIZARDS FROM OUTER SPACE, THAT'S BY WHO!

YES, GIANT EVIL LIZARDS FROM OUTER SPACE!

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